Eat Him Or Let Him Melt In The Sun?

I am not the biggest fan of Michael Bay.  With stinkers like Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, and of course Transformers and the upcoming Transformers 2 (which I am sure is going to disappoint me as well), I actually just really don’t like him.  If you need a movie where you don’t get to see anyone’s face clearly through shaky cam during an action sequence, have way way too many characters to keep track of let alone ‘like’, or ‘care about’, lack female characters that do anything but serve as love interests or drive the male protagonist forward, then I am sure you think he is just fucking peachy.

So to you the readers I pose a question:  Michael Bay, eat him, let him melt in the sun, or maybe just squish the shitty sounding ‘Strawberried Peanut Butter’ out of him?  I know they are trying to hit the PB&J market with that one, but it really doesn’t sound appetizing to me.

I man seriously, they couldn’t have just turned Shia into a M&M?  Isn’t he the star of the movie, not this ass?  To further supplement my point I go to Gabe from Videogum:

What is this ad trying to say? That when you see Transformers 2: The Edge of Reason it will seem like the movie was directed by candy? That candy needs to shave? That candy needs a megaphone? That candy is FUCKING TERRIFYING? Michael Bay probably masturbates to this poster. Gross, sorry. But he probably does. Constantly. He just takes off his pants, puts on his coat, and yells ACTION! (Seriously, why can’t I stop talking about this?) Michael Bay melts in your mouth? ENOUGH!

TAKE OFF THAT RIDICULOUS HAT, YOU STUPID CANDY!