What are you guys being for Halloween? I am going to be an adult giving out candy. By the way, if you want any fucking candy you will tell me how awesome that idea is.
Here is some Halloween crap.
Best Teacher Ever:
Drunk Ewoks. Run Al run!
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What are you guys being for Halloween? I am going to be an adult giving out candy. By the way, if you want any fucking candy you will tell me how awesome that idea is.
Here is some Halloween crap.
Best Teacher Ever:
Drunk Ewoks. Run Al run!
Tags: Al Roker, Ann Curry, Drunk, Ewoks, Math, Star Wars, Teacher, The Today Show
Oh Japan. Keep on doing what you do.
Thanks again Leslie for the heads up. Where are the rest of you with your tips? Les is making you look bad.
Steve is kind of the best ever.

Tags: Facebook, Harry Potter, Hogwartz
What kind of douchebags live in your area?

I felt like they left a big hole where the Pacific NW is. so I came up with my own classification.

The NW Hipster Douchebag
Identified by: Fixed Gear Bike, 80s Raybans, aversion to sunlight, tight jeans, unwashed hair, aloofness.
Favorite Activity: Going to obscure concerts, watching obscure movies, being at obscure bars, being better than you.
Preferred Tattoo: Old school Nintendo references, mustaches, something “ironic”.
Favorite movie: Outwardly: Me and You and Everyone we Know, Inwardly: Scarface
As somebody who has been accused of being Hipster-Like and lives in one of the hipster meccas of the US I feel like I am something of a expert on the subject.
Source: Holy Taco
Tags: Douchebag, Hipster, United States
Harsh Jimmy. Funny, but harsh.
Source: Dlisted
Tags: Dancing with the Stars, Jimmy Kimmel, Melissa Joan Heart, Sabrina the Teenage Witch
It runs a little long, and there are some missteps, but I think the moments of brilliance out number them. Plus death by spoon? Truly chilling.
Source: Topless Robot
I found a veritable plethora of hellishly bad and yet oh so awesome local commercials for your consumption. No thanks is necessary.
This is what happens when you give a white guy a Jheri Curl.
Tons more after the cut. Believe me, they are worth the effort to click.
Tags: Local
The first installment of Chap-Hop superstar Mr.B the Gentleman Rhymer’s ‘Histories’ series. Directed by Dave Alexander.
It took me a second to get into this one, but it grew on me. It is a basically a bunch of classic hip-hop joints with a new twist. Worth a watch for the sheer dorkiness and jolly good use of the banjolele. Yes, the banjolele.
Tags: Banjolele, Hip-Hop, Moustaches, Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer, Rap