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I hate listening to him. But here he is for our scorn. Very NSFW.
I dunno about you, but I watched this whole thing with my mouth agape. Then I realized that he might stick something in my mouth if I didn’t stop. So you know, I did.
Let me tell you why you want this guy:
“Faginal.” He is a Sex Expert.
“Pain is a sign from god, saying ‘Hey Gay People, stop doing that. Here is some pain.’” He is a Biblical Scholar.
“And you know…sex, is not really meant to be pleasurable for the female.” He cares about the ladies.
In conclusion, he is your dreamboat. You want to have like all of his babies. I can tell by looking. You should be ashamed. Shaaaaaame.
Tags: Faginal
Macbeth with designs by Ben Balistreri stat!
Seriously. You NEED to make this for me Disney. It could happen, Disney listens to me like I was family. Yeeeeeah.
Tags: Ben Balistreri, Designs, Disney, Macbeth
Remember when they still made cartoons like this? It wasn’t even that long ago.
Tags: Banned, One Beer, Tiny Toons
High school is tough enough without the added distractions of drug abuse, teen pregnancy and anorexia. Fortunately for the colorful underachievers at Jackson High, there’s a teacher who has got their back: Mr. Bradford [Jason Schwartzman], the wise-cracking mentor of Yo Teach…! Each week, Mr. Bradford tosses his lesson plan to the wind and tackles a new moral dilemma while keeping one step ahead of Principal Andrews and the politically correct PTA.
Ha gotcha again, this is just part of a viral marketing campaign for Judd Apatow’s Funny People. It has kind of a Head of the Class meets Hanging with Mr. Cooper thing going for it. Wow, that was some obscure reference making. Excuse me while I dunk my own head in a toilet and flush.
Tags: Funny People, High School, Jason Schwartzman, Judd Apatow, Sitcom, Yo Teach!
Yes we have heard about the trend of making dresses from duct tape. What about the lost art of making them from Coffee Filters? Actually the affect is quite fetching.
Aimee Kick, a senior at Francis Howell North High School, knew she wanted to wear a dress that would not only be elegant and fashionable, but one-of-a-kind at her senior prom. Aimee spends a lot of time at coffee shops in her spare time and has become known as the “the girl with a coffee cup,” which was the inspiration for her dress.
Source: FHSD
Addendum: @Hutch – Ask and you shall receive.
Tags: Aimee Kick, Coffee Filter, Dress, Francis Howell North, High School, Prom
Check out 2 year old Keith O’Dell, who would promptly kick my ass any day at pool. Especially that tiny pool table. I mean I am nearly 5′10″! Really though he would probably still kick my ass at a large pool table, I am not very good.
Does anyone else notice the news-caster’s overuse of ‘table’ at the beginning of the story? Redundancy annoys me. It is so annoying. It is meant to annoy.
Tags: Keith O'Dell, Pool
A couple years ago I bought a book from the guys at Fleet Street Scandal at a local con. Today I came across this little animation from the same guys. It is all about Yuki 7, a secret agent from the 60s. I pretty much love this.
“A Kiss From Tokyo” Theatrical trailer from Stephane coedel on Vimeo.
I think I need to buy the book about Yuki to keep my collection going.
Tags: Animation, Fleet Street Scandal, Yuki 7
A) A Pygmy Jeroba. Buy me one please?
Tags: Pygmy Jeroba
Check out these two girls play Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D-Minor on the FAO Schwartz piano.
Source: Buzzfeed
Tags: Bach, FAO Schwartz, Piano, Toccata and Fugue in D-Minor
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